Post by wordjockey on Aug 27, 2004 11:52:17 GMT -5
Just got this from a friend in Minnesota. Apparently, they don't like the Packers much.
Application To Become A Green Bay PackersFan
Name ___________________________
CB Handle _______________________
Neck Shade:
_____ Light Red
_____ Medium Red
_____ Dark Red
Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3)
Upper _____
Lower _____
Mobile Home Color:
_____ Two-Tone, Brown and White
_____ Two-Tone, Pink and White
_____ Faded Green
Model of Pickup Truck:____________________
Size of Tires: ______________________
Length of Right Leg: ________________
Length of Left Leg ________________
Note: To be accepted, you must be honest, and you must be able to check atleast 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans cansometimes check many answers for some of the questions.
I am in love with:
___ My Right Hand
___ My Left Hand
___ Both Hands
My favorite music is:
___ Country
___ Western
___ Anything played on an accordion
My favorite meal is:
___ Head Cheese and Old Milwaukee
___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee
___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee
___ Pickled Pigs' Feet
___ 7 Courses: Brat & Six-Pack
___ $5.99 Fish Fry
Preferred Weapon:
___ 12 Guage
___ Tire Iron
___ Forehead
___ Chain Saw
___ Ice Auger
Primary Auto:
___ '67 Ford Galaxy
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon Engine
I usually greet people by saying:
___ Ya Hey Dere
___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of Old Women
___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madisonliberals and just linem up and shootem
I can count to:
___ 10
___ 20, if I take off my boots
___ 21, if I get neked
I am:
___ Gay
___ Just willing to learn
Favorite Reading:
___ Fishing Facts
___ Beer Bottle Labels
___ Guns and Ammo
___ Today's Mercenary
___ Polka Digest
Things in my front yard:
___ Various Kitchen Appliances
___ Car on Blocks
___ Transmissions
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season)
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)
My favorite female in the world is:
___ My Sister
___ My Mother
___ Both, because my sister is my mother
I mostly wear:
___ Polyester pants with snags
___ Polyester pants with holes
___ Green Bay Belt Buckle
The most memorable event I ever attended:
___ Minocqua Moose call competition
___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
___ Lake Tomahawk CrewCut Championships
___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
___ Spread Eagle International proctologists Convention
My favorite entertainment is:
___ Deer hunting while drinking
___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking
___ Snowmobiling while drinking
Pick one:
___ Someone is helping me read this
___ Someone is reading this for me
Application To Become A Green Bay PackersFan
Name ___________________________
CB Handle _______________________
Neck Shade:
_____ Light Red
_____ Medium Red
_____ Dark Red
Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3)
Upper _____
Lower _____
Mobile Home Color:
_____ Two-Tone, Brown and White
_____ Two-Tone, Pink and White
_____ Faded Green
Model of Pickup Truck:____________________
Size of Tires: ______________________
Length of Right Leg: ________________
Length of Left Leg ________________
Note: To be accepted, you must be honest, and you must be able to check atleast 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans cansometimes check many answers for some of the questions.
I am in love with:
___ My Right Hand
___ My Left Hand
___ Both Hands
My favorite music is:
___ Country
___ Western
___ Anything played on an accordion
My favorite meal is:
___ Head Cheese and Old Milwaukee
___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee
___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee
___ Pickled Pigs' Feet
___ 7 Courses: Brat & Six-Pack
___ $5.99 Fish Fry
Preferred Weapon:
___ 12 Guage
___ Tire Iron
___ Forehead
___ Chain Saw
___ Ice Auger
Primary Auto:
___ '67 Ford Galaxy
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission
___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon Engine
I usually greet people by saying:
___ Ya Hey Dere
___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of Old Women
___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madisonliberals and just linem up and shootem
I can count to:
___ 10
___ 20, if I take off my boots
___ 21, if I get neked
I am:
___ Gay
___ Just willing to learn
Favorite Reading:
___ Fishing Facts
___ Beer Bottle Labels
___ Guns and Ammo
___ Today's Mercenary
___ Polka Digest
Things in my front yard:
___ Various Kitchen Appliances
___ Car on Blocks
___ Transmissions
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season)
___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)
My favorite female in the world is:
___ My Sister
___ My Mother
___ Both, because my sister is my mother
I mostly wear:
___ Polyester pants with snags
___ Polyester pants with holes
___ Green Bay Belt Buckle
The most memorable event I ever attended:
___ Minocqua Moose call competition
___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
___ Lake Tomahawk CrewCut Championships
___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
___ Spread Eagle International proctologists Convention
My favorite entertainment is:
___ Deer hunting while drinking
___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking
___ Snowmobiling while drinking
Pick one:
___ Someone is helping me read this
___ Someone is reading this for me
