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Sept 2, 2004 12:31:02 GMT -5
Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 12:31:02 GMT -5
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's gone the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.
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Sept 6, 2004 12:47:23 GMT -5
Post by BrewCityBuck on Sept 6, 2004 12:47:23 GMT -5
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Sept 6, 2004 12:52:55 GMT -5
Post by JaxHawk06 on Sept 6, 2004 12:52:55 GMT -5
LMAO that was great!!!!
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Sept 6, 2004 13:02:18 GMT -5
Post by huskersrule01 on Sept 6, 2004 13:02:18 GMT -5
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Sept 6, 2004 15:54:35 GMT -5
Post by ESPNSucks2k5 on Sept 6, 2004 15:54:35 GMT -5
That's dirty.
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Sept 6, 2004 17:01:09 GMT -5
Post by GTownWarHawks on Sept 6, 2004 17:01:09 GMT -5
Vary Funny joke heard it twice is always funny
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