I just heard on Rome's show that Randy Johnson threw 8 innings, had 15 K's and gave up only one run and still did not get a W! The guy should have gone somewhere else before the deadline! The Diamondbacks stink!
When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. Jack Handey