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Post by matt on Aug 30, 2004 15:57:58 GMT -5
I am with Thad on revisiting CBS once the season starts as I am still having trouble adjusting to this format and following the different topics. I liked it much better the way CBS is set up. Will continue posting here under general topics, but am for giving CBS a shot after bb season starts. I do miss my Sean May blast!!!! [glow=red,2,300]"I look like I can do some damage," Sean May said at the deli, cradling a beef brisket sandwich in his huge hands. May said he can compete with any food, but grimaced when the waitress put a bowl of pickles on the table. He's eaten 4 1/2 pounds in 5 minutes, but he does not hold the pickle title and is not looking for a rematch. He politely referred to the undesirable aftereffects. May's training regimen involves exercise and stomach expansion. He lifts weights five days a week and does at least a half hour of cardio-aerobic exercise three times a week. To increase his "capacity," May eats 10 to 12 pounds of cabbage twice a week, which he cooks with vinegar in order to "cut up" the gas element. May said he could eat anything to stretch his stomach, but cabbage is a low-fat option with a lot of fiber. It sits in the stomach longer because it takes more time to digest. Although massive men have historically dominated eating contests, May knows the era of the big man is over. Thomas, the Wing Bowl winner, weighs only 99 pounds, and the three-time hot dog eating champ is a 124-pound Japanese man named Takeru Kobayashi. At the 2001 Coney Island hot dog contest, Kobayashi astonished May and other eaters by finishing 50 1/2 hot dogs (and buns) in 12 minutes, obliterating the previous record of 25 1/8 hot dogs. "For 2 minutes, I was in the twilight zone," said May, who was standing next to Kobayashi at the 2001 contest. Half of the eaters at the table stopped and watched the smallest man at the table decimate his franks, he said. [/glow]
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Post by matt on Aug 30, 2004 13:31:44 GMT -5
Coop is this your rig???
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Post by matt on Aug 30, 2004 9:40:31 GMT -5
I drive a beater like the one above.. Its a 96 Mazda Protege. It's got 190,000+ miles been paid for for the past 4 years. I am almost ready to get a new rig but I will probably drive the Mazda till it won't go any more. To me, a car is just a tool to get back and forth on. I don't care about anything except point A to point B. AC is nice to have but I havn't ran mine in 2 years. My daughter and Wife won't get in it but my 3 YO son loves it. I understand why having a nice rig is "important" to some folks, I used to give a damn til I turned 25. Now I like putting that car payment in the bank. that's like 400per month X 12months X 4 Year = 19,000 dollars in the bank. I will probably by a used Toyota for about 6 grand. PS. My wife drives a 2002 Forester. That's a sweet care....small but sweet.
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Post by matt on Aug 27, 2004 14:24:34 GMT -5
My roommate in college had an application for a piece of ass. It was funny as hell...... ;D Application for a Piece of Ass Approved ( ) Yes ( ) No Tested For Aids? ( ) Yes ( ) No Denied ( ) Yes ( ) No Physician_________________ Name____________________________ Address_______________________________ Age_____ Phone____________ Social Security#______________________________ Hair Color________ Real? ( ) Yes ( ) No Eye Color__________ Real? ( ) Yes ( ) No Dentures? ( ) Yes ( ) No Height_________ Weight_________ Waist Size_______ Marital Status: ( ) Married ( ) Single ( ) Divorced ( ) Attached ( ) Cheating ( ) Other Chest or Bra Size_________________ Are they real? ( ) Yes ( ) No Are your nipples: ( ) Small ( ) Medium ( ) Large ( ) Pink ( ) Peach-colored ( ) Dark Do you like them: ( ) Sucked ( ) Chewed ( ) Kissed ( ) Caressed ( ) Squeezed ( ) None of the above ( ) Other_________ Can you stay out late? ( ) Yes ( ) No How Late?____ All Night____ Several Days?__ Do you like to be screwed? ( ) Yes ( ) No How often?__________ Do you take it in the ass? ( ) Yes ( )No Do you like giving Oral Sex? ( ) Yes ( ) No Receiving? ( ) Yes ( ) No Penis or Pussy Size: ( ) Microscopic ( ) Small ( ) Medium ( ) Large ( ) Extra Large ( ) Does it matter? Are you shaved? ( ) Yes ( ) No While Screwing do you: ( ) Faint ( ) Fart ( ) Cry ( ) Moan ( ) Hum ( ) Scream ( ) Whistle ( ) Yodel ( ) Scratch ( ) All of the above ( ) Just lay there ( ) Other__________________________ When you come, Do you: ( ) Wiggle ( ) Wobble ( ) Twist ( ) Jerk ( ) Scream ( ) Moan ( ) Cry ( ) Other?________________________________________ What kind of screw do you like? ( ) Fast ( ) Slow ( ) Super Fast ( ) All night How many times_______ Comments_________________________________________ How long do you screw at one interval?_________________________________ Do you want to screw now? ( ) Yes ( ) No If you have screwed before, Give 2 References (Not Immediate Family) Name__________________________ Address_______________________ Phone___________ Name__________________________ Address_______________________ Phone___________ If the Application is favorable, what are your charges? If any? For one night____________ One Hour___________ Muff Burger Special or Blow Job______________ What credit card will you accept? ( ) Master Card ( ) Visa ( ) Sears ( ) JC Pennys ( ) Shell ( ) American Express ( ) Citicorp Do you have any pictures to attach? ( ) Yes ( ) No I verify the Above Information is the Truth, So Help me God!! ___________________________________ Signature ___________________________________ Date
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Post by matt on Aug 27, 2004 10:48:29 GMT -5
It was a discussion about why people are rooting against a team representing the United States, and the cultural variables that go along with it. From the Home Page... General Discussion Chat about anything here, sports, movies, news, etc. Moderators: Mr. Tennessee, J£ss£so being that it says sports, I would think that means ANY Sports ....wether there is a Thread in another section or not. If you can't have some freedom to start threads in the General Area, why even have it. Or perhaps the moderators should just make all the threads so we don't keep messing up.
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Post by matt on Aug 26, 2004 14:13:03 GMT -5
Spud Webb in the 1986 Dunk Contest. A 5-7 man walking away with the Slam Dunk title? In the most impressive of his dunks, Spud cocked the ball at his ankles en route to a sick reverse jam. Sure, it's possible to dunk over a 7-2 guy. But to completely hurdle him on the way to the hoop? Are you kidding? Vince Carter, you are amazing. John Starks over MJ and S. Pipp With this dunk, the Knicks were able to defeat the defending champions.
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Post by matt on Aug 26, 2004 10:58:47 GMT -5
Is it me or do Evangelical Christians seem like a Cult?
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Post by matt on Aug 26, 2004 10:29:14 GMT -5
I don't think J. Finch is all that hot. Not a dog by any means but I've had better
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Post by matt on Aug 26, 2004 10:12:54 GMT -5
I have had too many threads locked to bother with that. Not trying to be an ass, just stating my thoughts. I get "That goes in the Picture thread" or "that goes on the CBS topic", or "that goes to the Olympic thread." It really is confusing. maybe after I see what consttutes a "New Topic" I'll feel more comfortable starting some.
You see the "Olympic Thread" you can't change the topic within the thread.
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Post by matt on Aug 26, 2004 10:39:42 GMT -5
I'm in too! Thanks Bill!
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Post by matt on Aug 24, 2004 10:40:51 GMT -5
No I don't think it exist. I do, however, believe in Aliens.
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Post by matt on Aug 24, 2004 10:25:27 GMT -5
Did your Mom get mad at you and spank you yesterday Jesse? That's not nice coop. Although it's threads like this that make me go Hmmmmmmmm
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Post by matt on Aug 24, 2004 10:32:30 GMT -5
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Post by matt on Aug 23, 2004 16:21:30 GMT -5
I would give it up. He would come out looking like a Hero. Best thing he could do for his Image. It would be a PR Bonanza. Besides. the other guy beat him. I would give it up. The Actual Medal is not what they want to win... It's being the best. He will always be second best. I don't think Hamm would be "paying" for the judges (or score addres) mistake. He won it by mistake.
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Post by matt on Aug 23, 2004 13:10:33 GMT -5
You are Brett Favre and you just won the Super Bowl. You haven't made up your mind on wether to come back, it is one week before training camp and you see you can win again. Do you come back? No. I quit and form my own team consisting of players such as... Jerry Rice, Emmit Smith, Jerome Bettis, Dieon Sanders, Eddie George, Jason Sehorn, Stubblefield....You get the point. You are Ricky Williams and you just found out that you have to pay back your bonuses to the Dolphins thus leaving you cash poor and jonesing for the cronic. What do you do?
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