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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 7, 2004 14:23:47 GMT -5
You must not have seen what I wrote on the funkbus football board.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 7, 2004 12:28:09 GMT -5
How's Guido?
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 3, 2004 11:31:50 GMT -5
If Kerry wins, you can always drop out and go on welfare.......
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Joke
Sept 2, 2004 12:31:02 GMT -5
Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 12:31:02 GMT -5
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's gone the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 10:21:39 GMT -5
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 3, 2004 10:07:29 GMT -5
I'm starting to think that we should all just draft whoever we want, and act like the ESPN draft never happened.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 9:54:14 GMT -5
I want to keep my first 4 as well:
Priest Holmes Travis Henry Chad Johnson Aaron Brooks
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 1, 2004 11:18:04 GMT -5
Must be your clock.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 3, 2004 10:17:53 GMT -5
I cut the mustard all the time........ It pisses my wife off something fierce though....
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 3, 2004 9:11:39 GMT -5
They really shit the bed on the whole swift boat captains thing. Kerry came out looking like a hypocrite by not denouncing Michelle Moore, the media fund, and moveon.org, yet saying Bush absolutely had to denounce the swift boat captains. Then, Kerry wouldn't let it go.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 1, 2004 11:36:01 GMT -5
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton are two of the most dispicable people on this planet. They use actual victims of racism and discrimination in an effort to make themselves money and get themselves on TV. If they can't find racism or discrimination, they create it. Jackson and Sharpton promote racial divide, that is the only way they can stay in business.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 1, 2004 10:02:27 GMT -5
What's wrong with Mitch McConnell?
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 1, 2004 11:52:15 GMT -5
I agree, quit school now and work at Wal-Mart.
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 8:40:48 GMT -5
So it was giving you players you weren't even picking? Stupid ass ESPN.......
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Post by btcoop71 on Sept 2, 2004 8:17:52 GMT -5
I autodrafted a hell of a team, then everyone says its scrapped. I say we do the same draft order, and everyone gets to keep their first 4 picks.
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