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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 21, 2004 21:26:20 GMT -5
What the heck, Im in. I usually do ok in these, but well see.... Im CoverCorner41
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 28, 2004 18:18:48 GMT -5
Babe Ruth is turning in his grave....
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 4, 2004 19:57:40 GMT -5
He says this as hes sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheetos....
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 4, 2004 12:59:10 GMT -5
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?"
The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune."
The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share."
The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?"
"I would like a new sports car."
"O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?"
"I'd like a million dollars."
"O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?"
"Well", says the Liberal "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
A man bellies up to a bar muttering,"a**hole liberals". A guy next to him says, "Hey I take offense to that". The man says, "Why, are you a liberal". No the guy says "I'm an a**hole".
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a liberal? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
A liberal and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them. Do you have lunch or go to a movie?
THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION: "BRINGING WASHINGTON TO ITS KNEES"
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 3, 2004 16:39:05 GMT -5
I was relieved, I was getting worried about midnight last night that Kerry might win. 4 more years! 4 more years!
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 4, 2004 13:03:48 GMT -5
I often find myself thinking liberals are like 20 year old cats who are becoming senile and insane: They are annoying as hell and you have to do everything for them, but you keep them around and alive for comic amusement.
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 3, 2004 19:11:13 GMT -5
Competency has nothing to do with it. Respect has more to do with it. Many countries simply would not respect us with a woman running the show. And if you think Islamic sects hate us now, wait until we have a "lowly" woman in charge. Plus there is that emotional thing. F*** the Islamic sects, I couldnt care less what they think, they cant possibly hate us more than they do now, after all we did kinda invade their homeland and blow up their people...
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 3, 2004 18:44:47 GMT -5
I don't know about a women President. And i'm Liberal. Whats wrong with a woman president? They are no less compitent to run our nation than men.
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 3, 2004 16:39:57 GMT -5
Hows this for a 2008 race: Hilary Clinton versus Condaleeza Rice
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Nov 5, 2004 20:30:22 GMT -5
I vote Bush because Kerry has the mental capacity equal to that of a blind, retarded squirell who has just been hit by a semi.
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 31, 2004 11:11:44 GMT -5
You might want to rethink going to A&M, we are a shameful University right now...Baylor....
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Oct 31, 2004 13:40:51 GMT -5
Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 31, 2004 13:40:51 GMT -5
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 29, 2004 17:30:31 GMT -5
There was never a figure of how many surgical doubles Saddam had. Saddam might only have had 2 doubles, it's just not confirmed. I'm sure when Bin Laden died they got a plastic surgeon to make a double and send him out into the mountains, while again having the same voice as Usama Bin Laden. Why is that so hard to believe? Plastic surgery is as common as anything, and its not hard to find someone that sounds very similar to another person with a heavy Arab accent.
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 29, 2004 17:24:37 GMT -5
Yep. 10,000 6'4 Terrorists that look exactly like Bin Laden and have the exact same voice. My god you are a dumbass. No need for name calling. And ever heard of Saddam Hussein? There sure were alot of dudes who looked just like him...
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Post by CoverCorner41 on Oct 29, 2004 17:19:44 GMT -5
If he has been dead the last 2 years he wouldn't know about John Kerry running for office. NO!!! Your joking, right? LMAO, that doesnt even make sense, if hes been dead he obviously wouldnt know BECAUSE HE WOULD DEAD Thats not Osama, its just another one of those long bearded, Arab sounding people. Ill go to Afghanistan and round up about 10,000 of them for ya...
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